Dear Third Grade Students...where have i failed you

It snowed... snow is wet... snow is wet and cold....
Don't slide down the slide that is covered with wet and cold snow or you will be a very wet and cold snow covered person....



oh and to the girl in my class that wrote "those pants make your but look bigger than a elafant" and "Insert name here, I hat you! becuse you are a pig!".... and broke all the pencils in the poor girl's desk:

1. learn how to spell if you are going to write mean notes
2. dont write mean notes to poor girls who have self esteem issues as it is..
3. dont deny writing it when YOU SIGNED your name and you are the only kid in my class who writes her "b's" backwards
4. you get to spend recess with me now... lucky lucky me